bestman toast

Dearest ladies and gentlemen,

I truly and honestly hope that you are having a wonderful day today, and why not, it has been oh so very emotional and heart wrenching. I mean… look even the cake is in tiers – 3 to be precise. Now for those of you that do not know, I’m Alvito, the best man, the toast master and the younger brother of Renato, which basically means that my parents knew they could do better. Today’s day is thrice the happiness for me as firstly I get to raise the toast for this joyous occasion. Secondly, I know it is Renato’s and Viola’s wedding day, and during the mass the priest said, Do you take each other for better and worse, which is truly quite apt as Renato you couldn’t have done any better and Viola you couldn’t have done any worse! Thirdly I noticed that the bartenders are quietly standing away in that corner (point toward the corner) wondering what to do, don’t worry boys you guys shall not be left alone much longer.